some more xanga stuff

Will somebody please explain why they have braille on the DRIVE UP ATM machines? Does that scare anyone else besides me?
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Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be out by itself.
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Forget about World Peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
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RANDOM THOUHGTS FROM PATRICK VOL...WHO KNOWS Rev. 1...

I have decided that the way in which the world turns is directly responsible for my bad hygiene.
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RANDOM THOUGHTS FROM PATRICK...VOL. WHO KNOWS


"shooting polliwogs in a tub is far more entertaining than its cliche counterpart"
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Wednesday, September 01, 2004


God don't make mistakes. That's how come he got to be God.

- Archie Bunker
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Be yourself—warts, worries, doubts, and all. That's how God made you.

-Mike Yaconelli
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As I've Matured...


I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jack
asses.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly
distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I rather enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural
stupidity.

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
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